Nah! Just jokes – as if! – I’m only eleven! Actually, the day had been just your average, ordinary, everyday kind of day. I went out to get the post from the mail box. It was Saturday and I always get the post on Saturday morning because Mum and Dad like to sleep in and then they like a cup’o’tea in bed with the newspaper, so it’s my job to get the paper. But even though there was nothing strange about that day, I was feeling a bit strange that day. In actual fact, I’d been feeling strange for a while. (Warning: this bit gets a bit depressing, but don’t worry, that’s where the Book of Deeds comes in to fix things!)

Nah! Just jokes – as if! – I’m only eleven! Actually, the day had been just your average, ordinary, everyday kind of day. I went out to get the post from the mail box. It was Saturday and I always get the post on Saturday morning because Mum and Dad like to sleep in and then they like a cup’o’tea in bed with the newspaper, so it’s my job to get the paper. But even though there was nothing strange about that day, I was feeling a bit strange that day. In actual fact, I’d been feeling strange for a while. (Warning: this bit gets a bit depressing, but don’t worry, that’s where the Book of Deeds comes in to fix things!)